Saturday, June 2, 2007

White Men Can't Judge

OK, I can no longer stay silent in order to hide what some may be considered paranoia. White guys are getting their ass kicked. They are the only segment of society who are not allowed to defend themselves. You want a history lesson, be a white guy and tell someone something was offensive to you and maybe it should be stopped. That person will be happy to sing you a few selected stanza's of the "Everything that is wrong is because of white men" anthem.
Example: White Guy: "You know I really don't appreciate how white men are always portrayed as dumb-asses who cannot even buy bread in commercials". Not-white-guy: "Don't be stupid, that is just how it is."
Not-white-guy tells a joke referring to people of differing cultures in offensive terms and he/she gets HBO special. White guy referrers to people in differing cultures using terms they use to describe themselves and losses his career.
Don't believe me? When you watch TV tonight, count how many commercials involving a man and a woman have a plot where the guy is to dumb to buy the "right" product and has to be convinced by the woman to do what is "obvious" and buy the product. Then count how many involve the guy being the "smart" one.

1 comments:

Chad said...

Of course our president isn't helping us look any better...